i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
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I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
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My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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