I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
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The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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