Non-Jews are for practice
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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