Only a mothe r could love this liver
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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