My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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