A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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