I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
sarcasm needs its own font
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
