How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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