it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
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I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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