Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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