You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Only a mothe r could love this liver
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
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it was like eating out sand paper
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
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Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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