That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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