Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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