PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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