haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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