At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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