I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
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The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
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I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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