Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
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Do I have a choice?
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We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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