I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
