I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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