This girl is more easily done than said...
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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