if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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