five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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