Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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