worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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