just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.