we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg