lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
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I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
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