Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
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No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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