we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
She's like a pop up book from hell.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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