if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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