Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
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Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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