i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Randomize
