Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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