i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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