R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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