When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
we should paint friendship bongs
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