I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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