you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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