what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
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Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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