I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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