I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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