: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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