He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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