Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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