Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
That accounts for only three of the penises
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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