you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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