"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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