Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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