STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
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blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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