He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
