like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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