I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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