I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
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Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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