Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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