He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Let's get the cat blown out
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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