your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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