Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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