the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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