I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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