I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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