I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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